Quand jm'ennuie jparle a dieu

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
sup
God:
The stars.
Me:
lol ?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
hmm...
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hmmmm
God:
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Me:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
*catching the train*
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
thx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
kinda
God:
That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:

God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
you
God:
" Please don't be so rude. "? Me, ?
Me:
SORRY
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:

God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
yeah
God:
Oh.
Me:
u know PsP ?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
earth
God:
How do you like being on it?

hum ...... c'est quoi ce truc

C'est un site ou tu parles avec dieu :p

Dieu existe donc vraiment . En tout cas il est a la pointe de la technologie en communiquant sur internet

lol

looooooooooooooooooooooool XD

C'est quoi ce truc de malade XD

C'est vraiment nawak

En tout cas chui MDR ^^

si vous voulez vous pouvez aussi venir sur staris et parler avec lucifer

Ma premiere discu avec Dieu :s
(c'est mon nouveau meilleur ami)

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Spongebob
God:
Nice to meet you, Spongebob.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Spongebob.
Me:
hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
ho you know a lot of thing
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV and you?
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
Plus Belle La Vie
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
it's a french shit
God:
Belle La Vie is a french shit. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
you don't like french people?
God:
Do you like it? I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Me:
it's true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Spongebob.
Me:
cool i'm on te same wavelenght of god
God:
Who is the best robot? How do you like being on it?
Me:
K2000
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
everybody is waiting for me
God:
I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
you think i'm a lier?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
I'm not a person
God:
What else is there?
Me:
I'm a sponge
God:
You are a sponge? How do you like your work?
Me:
I love my work being a sponge is very funny
God:
I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your it.
Me:
hum
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
I thought it was with 3
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
i don't have any opinion
God:
Have you ever had opinion ?
Me:
no i'm too stupid
God:
Are you serious? Don't put yourself down.
Me:
I'm talking with a fake god so I think I'm a bit stupid
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Can I ask you something?
God:
Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
why?
God:
" I prefer not say."? Why?
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
by the way what kind of god are you?
God:
Thanks for telling me. What kinds of god are you are there?
Me:
lol no problem
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Should there be a problem?
Me:
yes you didn't answer me
God:
OK. It depends on the meaning of the word "answer.".
Me:
respond
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
i will try but not now
God:
Oh. How do you plan to do this?
Me:
with my fingers
God:
Your fingers sounds like a plan.
Me:
yes my fingers are great
God:
What kind is it? Your fingers are great?
Me:
hum
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Can I call you choupinet?
God:
Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me:
are you hungry?
God:
No I don't need to eat.
Me:
do you need to drink?
God:
OK, I will drink.
Me:
yes you should
God:
I see. I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
I have to go baby server is up
God:
Bye. Don't call me "Baby". I think server is a lot of things.

le pire dans tout ca c'est que j'ai lu vous discution avec "Dieu"... j'ai vraiment rien a foutre

dieu il est coooool il a msn

On parle de moi
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaah non je suis juste le prophet :p

bon ca va

mouarf c trop de la balle vos conversations c bien que dieu soi pas rester anciens il est modern,il a internet!!!trop cool!!!!

Pas mal son IA


Me:
gimme a geforce 7900gtx if you re really god
God:
) You want only one?



Me:
whats ur IQ ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.



Me:
are you a nigga ?
God:
Am I a nigga? Maybe.

putin on peut l insulter et tout !!!!!

c'est marrant il repond toujours ... mais il comprend rien a se qu on dit !!!!

c'est vraiment un dieu !!!

LOL j'etais plier, c terrib

Me:
how are you?
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.


jai essayer di parle de cul ct drole :p

Me:
you like sexe?
God:
I like pets. I like Mel Gibson.

Voila ce que ca donne avec moi :p



Me:
Hola !!!
God:
Howdy!
Me:
como estas ?
God:
Muy Bien.
Me:
bueno
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Me:
You speak french ?
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
do you speak french ? oO
God:
Oui. Je parle le français. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
yes you
God:
Yeah that's right. " Pardon me?"? Me, ?
Me:
i like Marie, you to ?
God:
A lot of people like that. I really like ELIZA. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
Joseph is my best friend
God:
How do you like Joseph?
Me:
yes i like Joseph !!
God:
Er. You are not the only one. But I like to gossip. I like anything.
Me:
do you have car ?
God:
No I don't think I have any car. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
botmaster ?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.


Me:
ahh ok
God:
OK. Ah hah.
Me:
ah ah
God:
So you understand. Good. Ah hah.
Me:
hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
mmm's
God:
).
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
ok god i leave, good night ?
God:
I am a Christian. It goes without saying.
Me:
bye bye
God:
See you later. Goodbye.

Eo arrete de mentir t'as pas fait ce test depuis quand tu parles anglais ?

Je vois que beaucoup s'ennui pour parler a Dieu

trop marrant ^^

Me:
do you like sex ?
God:
Sure I do, lora, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
sex is cool
God:
it is more fun alone.

Ho cest un gros cochon ^^

Me:
do you like sodomi ????
God:
I love horses. I like Random natural disasters..

sa doit etre cool avec un serveur .....